Easter egg tagline

Image 28/08/2018 jackb33kns Uncategorized Blueberries, Cats, Dogs, Information, Strawberries

Yesterday, there was an easter egg on my blog’s tagline. I removed it today, but it looked like this:

This easter egg was added by the evil blueberries that control Blueberry Post (See my About page if you are confused.) They were bored and angry because there haven’t been any posts with the Blueberries tag on them for ages. Most of the residents of Blueberry Post are blueberries but 30% are strawberries and a few are cats, dogs or other strange creatures. Some of the creatures that are not blueberries say that the blueberries should be fined or killed for violating blog rules, but we can’t do anything because the blueberries are in power. In the most recent Blueberry Post election, the blueberries won and formed a coalition with the Cat and Dog Parties. The Cat and Dog parties hated each other and were too busy arguing to contribute to the blog’s policies, so in effect, the Blueberry Party have absolute power. And to show all of the other creatures of Blueberry Post who was in charge, they killed ten strawberries to set an example.

If you saw this easter egg before it was taken down, comment and tell me!

Also, there are currently two types of easter eggs on Blueberry Post, not counting this one because it was taken down. There are URL easter eggs and another type that I am not going to tell you about. Unless there are more that I am not telling you about, that would be an easter egg too. Who knows how many types of easter eggs there are on my blog? But if you want to find some, see this post for information.

I Am A Cat video

Video 21/08/2018 jackb33kns Uncategorized Animals, Cats, Disaster, Dogs, Funny

I found a cool video on Youtube about a cat. It is really funny, especially if you have owned a cat before or currently own one like me. I decided to share it with you. You have to wait a while to get to the funny part though, so if you get bored, skip to 1:30 because that is where the best part starts. If you like cats, I recommend you watch the whole thing though because there are some funny bits before 1:30 too.

So, here is the video:

I hope you enjoy it!

New picture of Amber

Link 26/04/201826/04/2018 jackb33kns Uncategorized Animals, Dogs

I have added another picture of Amber, our golden retriever, to my blog’s Pets page! It’s a picture taken recently of her when she was in the dog park. She ran through a muddy puddle and got really dirty. All of the other pictures of her are from when she was a puppy, but this one is up to date. You should check it out!

More pictures of Juno

Image 08/04/2018 jackb33kns Uncategorized Animals, Cats, Dogs, Funny, Home

ℹ️ You may have noticed that this post has the Dogs tag but it doesn’t have the Dogs category. This is not a mistake. It is because the post is not about dogs but it mentions dogs. Tags are less specific than categories.

I have uploaded more pictures of Juno, our siamese cat, onto my blog’s Pets page. This is because there was only one image of her on there, and it was from when she was still a kitten.

All three of the photos of Amber, our golden retriever, are also from when she was a puppy, but she is sleeping in today and I don’t want to wake her up to take a picture of her.

If you want to see the pictures, go to my Pets page!

I also made a couple of memes about Juno. I hope you like them!

The Blueberry Post Army

Image 17/10/2017 jackb33kns Uncategorized Animals, Army, Blueberries, Cats, Dogs, Funny, Strawberries

The Blueberry Post Army is recruiting now! Join the army and help fight against our enemies, like birds who eat blueberries and strawberries! (30% of Blueberry Post residents are actually strawberries and I didn’t want to leave them out.)

In the army, we have several groups of soldiers:

Heavy Blueberry Corps: These soldiers use blueberry launchers (Grenade launchers that shoot explosive blueberries) which do a lot of damage. However, they are hard to reload and reloading takes one minute. They can’t shoot their blueberries very far and they move quite slowly because of their heavy weapons. We have 2000 of them at the moment.

Fruit Ninjas: These soldiers are armed with two extra-long fruit knives each. They are very fast and are good at dodging attacks. They do a medium amount of damage but they have to get close to their enemies to attack. After they attack once, they only need a few seconds to prepare to attack again. We have 200 of them at the moment.

Strawberry Snipers: These soldiers use snipers that fire extremely sharp strawberry missiles. They do a medium amount of damage. However, they are hard to reload and reloading takes one minute. They can shoot extremely fast and they move at a medium speed. We have 500 of them at the moment.

Robotic Bombs: Our army has flying robotic bombs that chase their targets, only exploding when they reach their opponent. They do a lot of damage and move quite fast. We have 500 of them at the moment and 100 people to make them.

Cats and Dogs: We also have specially trained cats and dogs in our army. The cats are used to catch mice and insects in trenches to stop them from biting soldiers or eating their food. If the trench is attacked, they hide behind rocks and suddenly jump out to scratch their enemies. The dogs are used to deliver messages and find wounded or dead soldiers. If attacked, they will bite. We have 500 cats, 500 dogs and 200 people to train them.

If you want to join the Blueberry Post Army, call us on the banana phone today and tell us what you want to be. We want to double our army size by the end of the year because we have been threatened by the Cockroach Empire. If they attack, we will need as many soldiers as possible.

The banana phone is here: