Blueberry Post election 2018

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The third Blueberry Post election is coming up. You may have seen the first two elections, the 2016 and 2017 elections. The 2018 election is not for a while, but I am going to explain what happened to the parties and what their origin is. After that, we will look at which parties people are thinking of voting for at the moment and give you a chance to vote on a poll.

The Blueberry Party:

This was the first political party on Blueberry Post, starting when the evil blueberries invaded, ended the rule of King Jack and started a democracy. Their first leader was Billy Blueberry, but he retired and was replaced by Ben Blueberry, who is still the leader now. Their policies are to paint all the houses blue and make more blueberry farms.

The Cat Party:

This was the second party created and was created by lazy cats who wanted people to do everything for them. Since then, they have changed a lot. Their first leader was Catbert, but she retired and now Juno is the leader. They used to be The Blueberry Party’s main opponent until The Dog Party appeared and took half their votes away. Their policies are free catnip and softer cat baskets.

The Dog Party:

The dog party didn’t get any votes in the first election because their leader, Mark Mutt, wasn’t very good. However, starting with the second election, Amber became their leader and Mark Mutt was voted out. After that, their votes increased. Their policies are free pig ears and robots that give you tummy rubs. Their party was created by dogs who weren’t fed enough and wanted change.

The Strawberry Party:

The strawberry party did OK in the first election with their leader, Sam Strawberry. However, in the second election, they got no votes and Sam was voted out. Now their leader is Bruce Strawberry. Their policies are paint all the houses red and make more strawberry farms. Their party was created by strawberries who live in Blueberry Post but feel left out because the blueberries get all the attention even though 30% of Blueberry Post residents are strawberries.

The Explosion Party:

The explosion party is a new party starting in this election. Their leader is Ethan Exploder, formerly known as The Exploder. Their policies are make lots of atomic bombs and destroy all the other countries with nuclear weapons. Their party was made by people who thought Blueberry Post was a bit too small and peaceful and needed to become more powerful.

Now let’s have a look at which parties people are thinking of voting for:

It looks very close! These are the results of the first poll for the election. All the parties except for The Explosion Party are doing very well. The second poll has opened now! You can vote which party you like best:

Blueberry Post election 2017

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We have just gotten results from the 2017 Blueberry Post election. We are still using the old government until the end of 2016 but in 2017 the new government will take over.

The Blueberry Party still has the majority and Ben Blueberry is still the prime minister. The cat party and the dog party usually get about the same amount of votes, but this time the dog party got more votes than the cat party. This could be because of their new leader, Amber. Here is a graph showing the results:

The blueberry party still have the same policies: Paint all the houses blue and make more blueberry farms.

The cat party has very similar policies to last year too: Free catnip and softer cat baskets.

The dog party has changed a lot since Amber became their leader. Here are their policies: Free pig ears and robots that give you tummy rubs.

I voted for the cat party last time, but this time I voted for the blueberry party. Which party did you vote for?

Post positive (On Blueberry TV)

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Live broadcast from Blueberry TV channel 4:

Post Positive: A very positive channel!

First we are going to talk about the Blueberry Post Elections. They happened 13 days ago, but the results only reached us today because the Great Blueberry Internet was infected by maggots.

President Billy Blueberry (picture above) is in his seventh month as president of Blueberry Post. (There is an election every month.) The Blueberry Party were always the winning party, always just beating The Cat Party by a few votes. The Cat Party haven’t been the dominant party since their leader came into parliment, and she retired from Blueberry Post politics recently. The Cat Party are still trying to decide who their new leader will be. However, before she retired, the seventh election happened and they came second, after The Blueberry Party.

Who will be the next leader of The Cat Party?

Sam Strawberry (picture above) is still coming third in the election, but since The Cat Party has lost its leader, she hopes that The Strawberry Party will move up to at least second place in the next election.

So let’s have a look at the overall results! (You can make it bigger if you want to. (The blue is the blueberry party, the grey is the cat party and the orange is the strawberry party.)

We are now going to talk about different theories of how the world was created. Of course, this channel is Post Positive, so everyone who is on this show is very optimistic!

Theory 1: The blueberry burst, by President Billy Blueberry

President Billy Blueberry thinks that the big bang was caused by a gigantic blueberry exploding. His theory is that once there was a gigantic blueberry, and it exploded. The whole universe was created from that one gigantic blueberry.

Theory 2: Cats built everything, by The Cat Party

The Cat Party believe that cats were once extremely clever, even cleverer then humans. (In fact, they believe that they still are!) They think that cats built the universe, and then somehow there was a gigantic war and there was a big dark age, and the cats somehow forgot about what had happened in the past. (In the dark age the cats may not have written anything down, so it would have been forgotten. This means that there would have been no big bang, it was just a case of forgetful cats!)

Theory 3: The strawberry burst, by Sam Strawberry.

Sam Strawberry basically believes the same thing as President Billy Blueberry, except he thinks that it was a strawberry that created everything rather than a blueberry.

Theory 4: Atomic explosions, by The Exploder!

I do not know who The Exploder is, but he supposedly looks like the picture above. This mysterious person is the most optimistic person in the whole world! H thinks that the big bang was caused by a gigantic atomic bomb created by humans exploding. He thinks that there were humans before the big bang, but they created a gigantic bomb that destroyed the universe and created a new one. He/she believes that was the big bang! He/she also believes that this universe will end in the same way, giving rise to a new one, where it will happen all over again!

This is the end of this episode of Post Positive, famous for always being optimistic!