An interview with a murderer

Today on Blueberry Post TV, on BC4 (Blueberry Channel Four) they interviewed a murderer for their daily interview, which they have every day at 5PM.

Carl, the interviewer, started by asking Max, the murderer, what his favourite weapon was.

“I don’t really mind,” Max said, “If you give me a gun I’ll shoot you in the chest, if you give me an axe I’ll chop your head off, if you give me a bomb I’ll blow up your building and if you give me a knife I’ll stab you in the back. However, my favourite way of killing people is to push them off a cliff.”

Carl then asked Max why he liked pushing people off cliffs.

“I really enjoy hearing them scream,” Max replied. “However, it is hard to decide which cliff to push your victim off. If you pick a higher cliff, they are more likely to die. They will also fall for longer and be more scared. However, you have to walk further if you choose a higher cliff so it takes longer and you get very tired.”

Then the interview finished and Carl was about to leave the room when Max pulled a knife out of his pocket and stabbed him in the back. He grinned at the camera and ran out of the room. The police are looking for him but they don’t have many clues, so any information about Max’s current location would be welcomed.

Eggcellent news

Welcome to Blueberry Post TV channel 5: Eggcellent News! We have some bad news for you: There has been a robbery on Raspberry Road.

Raspberry Road is a road in the middle of Blueberry City, in the business district. It looks like this:

As well as business buildings, there is a movie theatre at the end of the street, where people were watching the famous Charizard Movie:

The robbers crept into the movie theatre and silently robbed the counter without anyone noticing. The movie was so exciting that the person at the counter had gone in to watch it too. The robbers ran down the street, but were spotted by someone who was working in an office in a high-rise building. He called the police and they chased the robbers, but the robbers got away and shot a policeman. The policeman fell into a big trash bin and his body was later found inside. They also found more bodies of policemen in there, and a message on the inside wall of the bin:

The police identified the bodies as policemen who had gone missing without a trace long ago. It seems like a secret criminal organization is killing off the policemen one by one and hiding their bodies in this trash bin. The police are searching for more clues.

In other news, starting from today, Eggcellent News is going to have one episode of the Charizard Movie at about this time. In 10 minutes, the first episode will start. Can Charmander defeat the evil Exeggcute in time to save the day?

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Police story from the future

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Police in the future

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A robber (image below) was trying to steal some money from the bank. A policeman (image above) tried to stop him.

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The robber was wearing a very hard helmet and the policeman’s laser couldn’t get through the hard helmet. The robber climbed into a car and drove away. The policeman, who was using his jetpack to fly overhead, followed the car. He used his laser to cut holes in the tyres, which deflated, forcing the robber out of the car. The robber ran into another car, grabbed the driver’s keys, pushed him out of the car and drove off again. This chasing game went on for ten minutes, during which time the robber changed cars almost a hundred times. However, there was suddenly a strong gust of wind and the robber’s helmet fell of. The policeman shot the robber’s exposed head with his laser. Luckily for the robber, it was on stun mode and not kill mode, so he was okay.

However, he did go to jail. A few months later, he broke out of jail and the whole thing happened all over again.

The End