An interview with a murderer

Today on Blueberry Post TV, on BC4 (Blueberry Channel Four) they interviewed a murderer for their daily interview, which they have every day at 5PM.

Carl, the interviewer, started by asking Max, the murderer, what his favourite weapon was.

“I don’t really mind,” Max said, “If you give me a gun I’ll shoot you in the chest, if you give me an axe I’ll chop your head off, if you give me a bomb I’ll blow up your building and if you give me a knife I’ll stab you in the back. However, my favourite way of killing people is to push them off a cliff.”

Carl then asked Max why he liked pushing people off cliffs.

“I really enjoy hearing them scream,” Max replied. “However, it is hard to decide which cliff to push your victim off. If you pick a higher cliff, they are more likely to die. They will also fall for longer and be more scared. However, you have to walk further if you choose a higher cliff so it takes longer and you get very tired.”

Then the interview finished and Carl was about to leave the room when Max pulled a knife out of his pocket and stabbed him in the back. He grinned at the camera and ran out of the room. The police are looking for him but they don’t have many clues, so any information about Max’s current location would be welcomed.

Breaking news – Cats blow up a city

Yesterday, a group of cats blew up a city. They were part of the terrorist group Moggy Moggy Meow Meow. They made an announcement and they said that we had to pay them $100,000 to get the city back. They have been caught and taken to jail now. The story was in several newspapers and on TV. This is not the first time they have blown up a city, but it is the first time they have been caught doing it. We have a document here with pictures of today’s newspapers, TV, the cat making the announcement and even an old newspaper showing one of their old attempts to blow up a city. They have been doing this sort of thing before Blueberry City was even founded! Here is a documnt showing some pictures of what happened:

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On the news

Here is the news on Blueberry Post.

(BPBC channel idea comes from BBC)

Experiencing bugs

Unfortunately, a bug has found its way into the blueberry of Blueberry Post and started eating it from the inside out. The bug has been caught now, but it has already done some damage, including mesing up th speling in dis sentence. The bug even managed to publish two posts all by itself (This post has no content and This post has no title.)

We took a picture of the bug, and it is now locked in a cupboard in an old strawberry’s house. We hope to make a proper cell for it before he comes home and gets a fright when he opens the cupboard. Anyway, here’s the picture!

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Aliens spotted!

A group of kiwifruit claim to have taken pictures of real UFOs. Sadly, the pictures turned out to be fake. You can have a look at them anyway.

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