Today on Blueberry Post TV, on BC4 (Blueberry Channel Four) they interviewed a murderer for their daily interview, which they have every day at 5PM.
Carl, the interviewer, started by asking Max, the murderer, what his favourite weapon was.
“I don’t really mind,” Max said, “If you give me a gun I’ll shoot you in the chest, if you give me an axe I’ll chop your head off, if you give me a bomb I’ll blow up your building and if you give me a knife I’ll stab you in the back. However, my favourite way of killing people is to push them off a cliff.”
Carl then asked Max why he liked pushing people off cliffs.
“I really enjoy hearing them scream,” Max replied. “However, it is hard to decide which cliff to push your victim off. If you pick a higher cliff, they are more likely to die. They will also fall for longer and be more scared. However, you have to walk further if you choose a higher cliff so it takes longer and you get very tired.”
Then the interview finished and Carl was about to leave the room when Max pulled a knife out of his pocket and stabbed him in the back. He grinned at the camera and ran out of the room. The police are looking for him but they don’t have many clues, so any information about Max’s current location would be welcomed.